Dirty Joke Moanday

For me, laughing is one of the quickest ways to get me open to start being turned on. So with that in mind, how about some silly jokes to get you in the mood for the week? One for each day of the week, I have limited it to one funny poem and 7 silly dirty jokes I've found on various anonymous sources online (*but please let me know if you know who these authors are if you know so I can credit them!). Laugh out loud to Moan out loud. Have a super naughty week, Sinners!

In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows,

lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes.

In this Garden, were two little leaves,

one covered Adam's, one covered Eve's.

As the story goes on, never the less to say,

the wind came along, and blew the leaves away.

At the sight, Adam did stare,

there was Eve's treasure, all covered with hair.

And wonder came, under Eve's eyes,

as Adam's thing, started to rise.

They found a spot, that suited them best,

a nice big tree, where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider, and wider apart,

while thrill after thrill, came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing, peeked into the hole,

and filled her with passion, beyond her control.

Backward and forward, his thing did slide,

and Eve's treasure, was all wet inside.

The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose,

until Adam's thing, was all out of juice.

Then down through the years, people did screw,

and now it is time, for me and you.

So pull down your pants, and lay in the grass,

'cause I'm in the mood, for a piece of that ASS!

7. Three guys go on a skiing trip together.When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.”The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up, and says that he’s had the same dream, too.The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing.”.

6. What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front. Poker in the back.

5. What did the sign say on the brothel that went out of business?

Beat it. We’re closed.

4. What do a penis and a Rubik’s cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

3. What did Cinderella do at the ball?

She gagged.

2. What’s the speed limit of sex?

68. At 69 you have to turn around.

1. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

Your spine

What makes you LOL, Sexy People? I'd love to have you post your faves in the comments!